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“GRADES K-5: 1-A. Students will learn not to ask for a snack every five minutes, or in the thirty minutes directly following a full meal. …

“GRADES 6-8: 2-A. Students will learn to get their own damned snacks.”

We, the Hard-Working, Newly Homeschooling Parents of America, Have Rewritten the Common Core Standards,” McSweeney’s